I've never created a page like this in the many years I've been blogging, but maybe it's time, and hopefully it will dispel the hundreds of rumors and the misinformation that is constantly spread about me by my favorite band of haters. In the name of transparency, here goes:

If you have any questions about anything on this list, be sure to email me and ask. But don't go making things up about me that you know directly contradict what's on this list. If you do, who's gonna look like the idiot? (Hint: not me.)